Is Superman Gay?

Lately, we've been preoccupied with super serious topics, T.P. and I. Here's the latest debate: Is Superman Gay

T.P. says no. "He can't be gay because he's a macho icon! If the criminal is pogi, maco-confuse siya. Pag nalaglag si Lois Lane, hindi n'ya sasaluhin 'yun."

I say yes, "T.P. He's the original metrosexual. He's got fashion sense, albeit, a outdated one. But considering the context from which he lived, he's pretty hot probably."

T.P.: "He's not. He's wearing tights. Besides blame it on the mother, she's old, wa na siyang fashion sense. At hindi niya alam na nagta-tights ang anak nya."

Me: "T.P. that's a red flag right there. Tights s'ya pero wit nya pakita sa mudra. Sikreto nga. At... at pagnag-tights, dun siya nagkaka-power. Guess mo kung saan galing."

T.P.:" Wit nga niya pakita sa mudra dahil baduy-baduyan. Pangalawa, ang pagsusuot na baduy na tights ay pruwebang lalaki nga siya. A fashionable gay won't dare blue tights with red logos."

Me: "T.P. show me a straight guy who wears tights! Hindi color combination ang isyu. Ang tights!"

T.P.:" May argument ako at hindi mo masasagot ito! Ito: remember M.P.'s I-witness on straight guys who dance ballet?"

Me: "Malay natin. Kilala mo ba sila?"

T.P.: "Kunsabagay matagal na kitang kilala. I admit defeat."

Me: "Personalan na ito. Argumentum ad hominem."

T.P.- 0 JTM-1

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Sorry ha ganito na lang ang pinagkakaabalahan namin. hehehe. Yaan n'yo kaming magpaliwanag pagdating ng panahon.